It Must Be Raining

When you work inside before 6 a.m., you don’t have a very good gauge on what’s happening outside later in the morning.

When you work in a fitness center, you will see people come in from outside.

When they come in, you make small talk with them.

When you have small talk, their activity for the day—up to that point—is typically a topic.

When they’re soaking wet (or something close to it), you ask why.

When you ask why, you usually assume it’s raining.

When you ask if it’s raining, they usually assume you’re a freaking moron.

When they assume you’re a freaking moron, it must be raining.